Reason #5876 as to why I won’t be invited again

Prompted by a comment made by a friend on Facebook, I began thinking about baths. In particular, shower baths.

Every time I use someone else’s shower bath, I automatically look at my feet and think “somebody’s bum has been here. Or here”, I think, looking toward the opposite end.

Personally, I’m still grossed out by sitting anywhere near the plug end. It’s like that urban myth (or truth, I don’t know) where that person sat on the pool filter at the bottom of the pool and their intestines were sucked out of their body. Same thing.

So, friends. Now you know. Next time I’m in your shower bath, I’m thinking about your bum. Or your intestines.

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