Never vacuum again!

I have decided to make* suits for my cats.

Suits made out of those cleaning cloths that attract dust and heaps of these things, because nothing collects carpet-dirt faster than these fucking things.

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should be called “sticky until they make contact with air, and very quickly transform into GrossFeelingHairHands”

The cats are the only ones who ever get behind the TV and under the bed, and considering they spend the entire day sleeping on one patch of floor or the other, I should never really have to vacuum again.

Besides, they’re the ones who make most of the mess.

*what I meant by “make these suits” is never actually make them.


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