Girlcat, Jack, meows a lot.
So, like all cat-friends, I either meow back until she gives up, or hold a conversation with her, in English.
Our most recent conversation was about friendly-fire in first person shooters. I don’t like it, but she seems to think it adds a more challenging element to the game, which allows skilled players to flourish, while punishing lazy gamers who just point and spray.
Being of the latter category, I was offended by her statement and went on to explain that I don’t “point and spray” because I’m lazy, I do it because I get scared of the advancing enemy, and generally just start screaming and looking away from the screen.
She called me a faggot and then googled an offensive meme about my mother before sticking her arse in my face.
How the fuck can you fight back against that kind of juvenile shit?