No, but seriously, who has my printing?

Once upon a time, a time known as “The Glorious Days Where My Department Had Its Own Printer”, there lived a happy secretary. In those heady days, 5.7 seconds after pressing print on her computer, crisp sheets of ink-covered paperwork would slip onto the printer’s output tray, awaiting the grateful touch of the secretary’s cheerful […]

Following footsteps

Today, I officially became the reincarnation of my grandmother. She was a formidable woman, under 5 feet tall, and about that wide. Her bosom was enormous and forever covered in flour from the scones or pies she was baking. I always think of her when I see an old lady throwing a tantrum in public […]

Discipline

How do you discipline a cat? I mean, really. Spraying water in his face isn’t doing a lot to stop boycat being a jerk to girlcat. Once, when he was very naughty and made himself at home in my next door neighbour’s house, I didn’t speak to him for an hour. I felt abandoned by […]